Welcome to Men
Suck! I hereby dedicate this page to all the testerone in the world.
To all you lying, cheating, don't know how to run the washing machine, I didn't
have time to mow the grass, she is only a friend assholes----this one is for
you.
If this page offends anyone-get over it. It is my page,
my thoughts, and quite frankly-I wrote it to offend who it should offend soooooooo
bite me!
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Thanks.
Why I hate men....................
Men are overpowering creatures who believe that women
should not be doing anything a man does. A woman has her place. I was told
this recently by my spouse ( who shall remane nameless--wait let's call him
"lazy"). Lazy believes woman should stay out of men areas. Like
so many men in this world. Women shouldn't play a man's sport, woman shouldn't
fight fires, woman shouldn't be the president of anything. Hmmmm, I had a
fantasy about that one. I wonder fellow "she-hero's" (we must call
our selves that-after all that is what we are)--if there were no woman on
the face of the planet. Not a single one. Imagine that only for a moment.
Can you see men celebrating, drinking, having their buddies over, belching,
etc? They go spend all of the family savings on big toys and t-bones. Umm
hmmm, I can see mine.
Things don't do awry for at least a week......ut oh.........they
ran outta clean socks, and undies. Now how to operate that darn washer? The
house piles up. The bills fill the mail basket...and they break down and try
to accomplish all that mom and wife have been doing. They find out how not
so easy it is. Reconcile a bank statement? What does that mean. Unless you
are married to an accounting professional, I kinda doubt your man could do
it. Don't believe me ?..........ask them too.
I think that if men had to do without woman for a year-if
we could go somewhere isolated for just one year-I kinda doubt we would ever
hear them say such silly things about women again. The would be nominating
us for president, bringing us flowers, taking out the trash without being
asked.
You know what peeves me the most about my man? I will
come home after a long day of work, find the house a mess, blah, blah, blah........and
say "Lazy, why didn't you help out just a little?" His response:
You didn't tell me to do anything. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME TO ANYTHING! YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME TO DO ANYTHING! .........YOU DIDN'T TELL ME TO DO ANYTHING???????????
This goes right through the center of my nervous system,
grates all my nerves and arteries all the way down..........and I think.......Dear
God........this is why people get cancer. This is it. They spend their lives
with people who use ignorance as an excuse for laziness. They lie, watch tv..............and
guess what? It REALLY DOES NOT matter to them if the laundry is done. It does
not matter to them if the trash is out. It does not matter to them as long
as they get their basics: food, sex, sleep, and tv. They remind me of bears
in a cave. Just feed em, screw em, entertain em a little, and let em have
a nap. All is well then.
I will update this page on a weekly basis. Giving you my thoughts of the week on my experiences with men. I will try to look for the good in them. I honestly will try. I feel it will be like looking for a needle in a haystack-but I will try.